All About Dogs

The reason a dog  has so many friends is that he wags his tail  instead of his  tongue. -Anonymous

Don't accept your  dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you  are wonderful.  -Ann  Landers

If there are no  dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go  where they went. -Will  Rogers

There is no  psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking  your face.  -Ben  Williams

A dog is the only  thing on earth that loves you more than he loves  himself. -Josh  Billing 

The average dog is  a nicer person than the average  person. -Andy Rooney

We give dogs time  we can spare, space we can spare and love we can  spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.  It's the best deal man has ever  made. -M. Acklam

Dogs love their  friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike  people, who are incapable of pure love and  always have to mix love and hate.   -Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other  dogs think poodles are members of a weird  religious cult. -Rita  Rudner

A dog teaches a  boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around  three times before lying down.   -Robert Benchley

Anybody who  doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed  a dog. -Franklin P.  Jones

If I have any  beliefs about immortality, it is that certain  dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,  very few persons.  -James  Thurber

If your dog is  fat, you aren't getting enough  exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried  about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a  can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.   -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what  our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come  back from a grocery store with the most amazing  haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must  think we're the greatest hunters on earth!   -Anne Tyler

Women and cats  will do as they please, and men and dogs should  relax and get used to the  idea. -Robert A.  Heinlein

If you pick up a  starving dog and make him prosperous, he will  not bite you; that is the principal difference  between a dog and a man.  -Mark  Twain

You can say any  foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give  you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I  never would've thought of that!' -  Dave Barry

If you think dogs  can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in  your pocket and then give him only two of them.   -Phil Pastoret

God, help me  be the person my dog thinks I  am. -Bumper sticker quoted by Lynn  Schooler

and my favourite is:

Dogs are not our  whole life, but they make our lives  whole. -Roger Caras